Ben Franklin ROCKS!

This is a REALTM quote by Benjamin Franklin!

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

AMEN I say!

He ALSO knew about BLOGS! He said:

If you’re not to be forgotten, when you’re dead and rotten; write something worth reading, or do something worth the writing.

Deep man…. Deep! I could party with this guy!

Never give a gun to Ducks!

Saaaaatan!It’s ocurred to me (in the past, and again tonight) that sometimes Blogs can be BAD things.. They can be the tools of SATAN!

We often “spill our beans” in blogs. We say things that we (in retrospect) aren’t sure that our friends, family and clients shouldn’t see.

I know that when I post to MY blog, I tend to hold nothing back. After all, it IS supposed to be my stream of consciousness (or so the Zen Blogger would speak)..

But sometimes friends who read each others’ blogs can misconstrue the message! (or at least I’m afraid they do! lol)..

Like.. I read my best friend’s girlfriend’s blog (no, this is NOT Ferris Beuhler’s Day Off) for the latest dirt, but I also read another friend’s blog (and co-worker) and I wonder if he feels like I’m prying.. And I’m really just “interested” in what’s going on.

Do you think blogs can be used to convert people into devil-worshipping, donkey-raping shit-eaters?

Some days I just don’t know… We live in the age of communication, and I think that the Internet prevents people from communicating on some days..

Me l33t sk1llz!

Blah! I’ve had to spend the last few days learning PHP & MySQL so that I could get something done for someone.. OY! I’m a ColdFusion clone.. and this PHP nonsense is SO MUCH CODE!..

Okay, I should quick bitchin.. PHP actually is pretty freakin’ fast in execution (but it’s STILL slow to CODE!).

Guess I’m going to have to learn ASPX next! (YUK).

OH!

Go kiss my puppies or I’ll k33l you!

Meanwhile, dufus-head is having babeez!

Et tu Brute?

Well, I just HAD to do it and go get a brand-spankin-new Imac!

This is actually a damned impressive machine, and if they improved on the processor speed, I’d probably make it my PRIMARY computer (I’m a traitor)! The 17″ cinema screen is also pretty impressive (I’d trade my 21″ monitor for that on my primary!).. The OSx is, in addition, fun to use and it mixes mac and *nix features. What fun!

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Speaking of processor speed.. Has anyone besides me noticed what a complete and utter MORON Bush is again? After the 9/11 crap, I had been so happy that it appeared he bought a brain or sompin, but I guess it was a blue-light from *Mart (well, it was his speech writers), cause he sure got fucking stupid again! Better watch out for those damned NU-Q-LER MIRRAHS! He’s bringing god back INTO the pledge, but meanwhile is “leading us into UN hell and delivering us from financial prosperity”. GET OUTTA MY WALLET YOU COMMUNIST!

Saw Clinton on Letterman and I was all giggly willing to be a brunette intern just to see him be president again!!! I want my Billy Boy! I sure miss the days of presidential COMPETENCE! Frankly I don’t give a rat’s ass if my president is getting laid (by someone OTHER than his significant other), so long as he’s giving my wallet and my civil rights some romance at the same time! Bush is just like a bad hooker who takes your money and leaves you with the clap!

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Meanwhile.. my damned puppy-mutts have gone and learned to be WEBMASTERS (the traitors!)!

Harass Michael!

Just in case any of you didn’t know, today is Mike’s BIRTHDAY and he hates anyone knowing about it (he practically bit my head off when I mentioned it!)…

So go HARASS him!! He’s a communist!

Meet Max & Cassie!

click to view! I would like to officially introduce you to the two newest members of our family! Meet Max & Cassie!

They are the most adorable little puppies I have ever seen! Max (the male) is bold, outgoing and a little clumsy. Cassie (the female) is bright, intelligent and VERY shy!

Click here for s’more pictures of them.

Who knows?

Click to zoom What a great cruise! I wanna go back right now! Came back with the Alaskan pig-vomit flu… and a whole lotta fun at work! Mike did a great job while I was gone. I wasn’t missed at all. OH! I put up phpbb (message boards) for ya’ll to make me famous with!

SNARF!