Craving fried zucchini. What’s that about?
I’m at The Bear Loft http://t.co/Ymw7E1P0
Wash n fold. #myshrinkrocks (@ Georgiana Rodiger Center) http://t.co/nVii3sZR
I’m headed right into the Danger Zone.. or so my Old Spice bath gel says… (hurm)
I feel like selling my hair to a wig shop. :/
When it rains, it pours. :#
Home sweet home!!! Ugh I’m gunna sleep for 12 hours. (@ The Bear Loft) http://t.co/u3e2N8Gb
This copayment will suck! http://t.co/Wp9kyxjz
Not a pleasant check-in. Don’t want to be mayor here. (@ Huntington Hospital Emergency Room) http://t.co/i687PSNn
Just because. #happyeaster http://t.co/kbJ8uU3s
Random Deep Thought
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl!? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!' and point to another father.