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HeadOn, Apply Directly to the Forehead

GAWSHDARNIT!!!

In the world of commercials, that products’ commercial just has to be the MOST ANNOYING PIECE OF GARBAGE that I’ve ever seen!!

I’d like to apply a crowbar directly to the forehead of the person who came up with that commercial.

It’s WORSE than those GoldBond commercials..

Okay ad execs.. WOW you’re so impressed that you’re getting this viral recognition.. BUT… I have NEVER USED Gold Bond (and likely never will) and I have never used HeadOn.. I would rather rip out my kidneys and eat them than put "headache chapstick" on my forehead.. That’s the 3D "L" of lameness(tm).

Add GLITTER to it and you’ll have every 13 year old girl with a headache (or every adult Ecstasy addict) buying it!


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