http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/21/port.security/index.html

Well… Should we (Americans, that is) want to have the UAE (Bush’s oil Arab friends) monitor our most important ports?

Well, let’s consider the following questions:

Would you…

1. Let a Hatian hemophiliac homosexual heroin addict stick his thingie in you?
2. Invest in ENRON today?
3. Trust being in a room with our Vice President and a rifle and a quail alone?

Hell no!

I’d rather drill oil through polar bears in Alaska than let the UAE be in charge of our homeland security..

Then again, I already am the proud owner of 3 cases of duct tape…