“A new polls shows that 66% of americans feel that George Bush is doing a poor job of handling the war in Iraq. And the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.”.
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, 'what was that?!'