“A new polls shows that 66% of americans feel that George Bush is doing a poor job of handling the war in Iraq. And the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.”.
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'
- Jack Handy
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