“A new polls shows that 66% of americans feel that George Bush is doing a poor job of handling the war in Iraq. And the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.”.
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you.