“A new polls shows that 66% of americans feel that George Bush is doing a poor job of handling the war in Iraq. And the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.”.
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist: 'You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your hand.' And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are some peanuts. Then, when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum.
- Jack Handy
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