HAY!

Some widow in Nigeria wants to give me a few million just for having her dead hubby’s money deposited into my account! She just wants me to send her some mone to get the paperwork settled out, and then wants me to fly to Nigeria to meet with some officials to make it official! Should I do it?? Naahhh.. I get like 20 of these offers every day. I could accept any of them and wait for the highest bidder! Okay, bullshit aside… I shake my head wondering WHY these people send these emails. I mean.. do people ACTUALLY fall for this line of malarky? Are people REALLY that damned stupid? I say.. If they ARE that damned stupid, they DESERVE to get hoisted up on a dirty spear by their nuts in the middle of miserable Nigeria (Angola, Cambodia, whatever the flavour du-spam). People are so damned STUPID!

Go Darwin!

(or is that GO LEMMINGS?)

No, I’m no HO!

Tomorrow I pack my crap and then on Sunday we go to London! I don’t deserve to go (fuck it). It’s not the TIME to go (but then when is?).

But I am GOING non-the-less!!

Time to get over the guilt. Insipid Moron will still be there when I get back. We’ll still have customers when I get back (Cause Chung is gonna ROCK DA HOUSE) and when I get back, I will do whatever it takes to get one of my HOMIES back!

So Tally Ho (no hooker jokes!) and see ya soon!

What is NOT to like about this???