If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'
- Jack Handy
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Comment by Justin Scott — October 9, 2002 @ 1:39 am
hu hu hu… you said arse!
Comment by Mike — October 9, 2002 @ 10:06 pm