Just in case any of you didn’t know, today is Mike’s BIRTHDAY and he hates anyone knowing about it (he practically bit my head off when I mentioned it!)…
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
What? I bit no heads! Not even practically! Yer a smelly.
Comment by Mike — September 12, 2002 @ 8:05 pm