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EWWW it’s so CHEWY!

Way cool! I moved this blog from the really lame(tm) server it was on to a new server so that I can have blazing fast speed like all the other bloggers out there! (okay, so it’s not blazing fast, but at least it’s faster than 0-60 by lunch!).

moo!


 


This is just plain WRONG!


 


Public Service Announcement

Okay, I usually don’t fall for the PSA’s (sheesh, haven’t *I* been aweful prolific with my blog today!), but this is really really important.. Especially for the three stooges (I sense some “shoe fitting” going on)..

= EOF =


 


Robster Craws!

I am SOOOO irresponsible! I spent way too much money on a very yummy dinner tonight with my family.. We had LOBSTER appetizer, lobster soup, stuff lobster.. OY!

(and don’t forget the Merlot!)

Oh well, it was great, I gained like 10 pounds, but my wallet lost 10 pounds, so I’m even…

Oh well.. Time to veg on the couch!


 


What to do…

This door is Baroque….

…please wiggle Handel


 


It’s raining men (well, it’s raining)

Ya know, there is NOTHING WORSE than sitting at your computer workin on some way kewl questionnaire for your business plan when water drops start falling into your monitor..

Of course, you freak out immediately, grab towels and realize that your master bedroom upstairs has just burst a waterpipe! OY!

The real fun starts with buckets all around my computers, towels over my scanner, monitor, fishtanks… And no water for 20 hours! And then today they rip out huge chunks of drywall from the ceiling, charge you 2500.00 for the priviledge and I’m staring at spider-webbed rafters! Where’s the damned valium when I need it?

Okay, I’ll quit my bitchin… Had turkey pot pie for dinner AND I got a great excuse to clean my home office.. (and some buckets of water to start with!).

I sure picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue!


 


Bee-yatches on da Celleez!

So I’m driving home from work today, pondering when my KEG is gettin in so that I can have some mighty trance tuneZ in my Merc, and some dumbass spawn of Darwin almost runs into me! And he never KNEW IT, cause he’s on the damned CELLIE! I’m sure this problem is happening everywhere, but it seems like every single day I’m on the road, there’s stupid people talking on the cellphone while they’re driving. And I’m not seeing a SINGLE PERSON who appears to know how to do BOTH things at once! What’s happening to common sense in this world? If you have a stupid piece of plastic to your ear, talkin or yellin to your homie, and you find yourself getting flipped the BIRD by drivers around you as you weave, brake suddenly, run lights, etc., don’t you think you’d GET IT and say to yourself; "OH! I clearly should not be doing both things at once!". No, I suspect most people are like; "Hay bro, can you hold a sec while I pull out my gun and shoot at the person who just shot me the bird? Then I can be incompetent at doing THREE things at once!".

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

GGGGGGGG (geeez)


 


Chinese Take-Out

I really hate Chinese food… but Randy keeps insisting that we have some (ugh)..

Okay, so I ate my fried rice, lemon chick and beef and snow peas and shut the hell up. <grin>

Last night was better.. Terriyaki Chicken with Asparagus and skewered shrimp! <Yum Yum!>.


 



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