Come crap in my crib!

You GOTTA get one of these!Damn it’s been so long since I’ve posted! It must be because I’m not drinking anymore (or I’m just too damned busy!).

It’s a new year. Annex had another birthday and didn’t get drunk! The PUPS are doing great, MyFishBox is growing, my office is looking kick-ass (I got anal-retentive allasudden! lol). It’s immaculate and very nicely decorated.. Such feng-shui!

2003 had lots of good things in it, but it sure was a crappy year overall. I’m so glad that 2004 is turning out to be so much better!

Anyways… On to the POINT of this post!

When Randy and I went to Japan back in October, one of the most fascinating things we found was their toilets! Every hotel had this strange toilet in it (and no, I’m not talking about the Japanese style toilets). They were FABULOUS!

So when we got home, we promptly purchased THESE for our house!

Honestly I don’t know how I made it to 38 years of age WITHOUT having these toilets before! Heated seats, air deodorizers and they do the most fabulous thing…

THEY WASH YOUR ASS!!!

… And they do it with warm water! You can pulsate, massage, whatever… But damn. And there’s even a hot air dryer too!

Now all I need is an alarm clock that’ll shower me and brush my teeth without my having to get outta bed!

2 Replies to “Come crap in my crib!”

  1. Thank you so much Gregory! This post made me laugh my ass off. Of course I am going to send people this link with the crapper…. and the post! Have a great day!!!!!

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