Enlarge your penis!

Okay.. I’ve gotten my 2,000th (SLIGHT exagerration of course, or maybe not) “Enlarge your penis” spam.

Just what makes them think I need a larger penis? I’m perfectly happy with mine, and I’ve certainly had no complaints so far!

We could mix that with the couple thousand “Generic Viagra” spams, and I’d end up with this monster “Incredible Hulk” penis that’s large and always at attention. Just what USE is that to ANYONE for more than 5 minutes?

I mean, if I were looking at some monstrous huge penis, I’d be thinking; “I don’t know nothin about birthin no babies!” or “You want to put that WHERE?!”.

Okay, enough penis crap. Here’s random ramblings of a silly man…

My mother had her knee surgery today.. and it ALL went GREAT! YAY!. I’ll be seeing her in a few days. I can’t wait. I love that woman so much. I wish I hadn’t been such a schmuck in my earlier years. I missed so much of her. Thank GOD that I got a second chance. Then I’m gonna see my gramma in St. Pete. I have ALWAYS loved my gramma. She’s not “all there” now, but I’m going to see her anyways.

Life is so full of changes. It’s so full of decisions. It’s so full of possibilities. We don’t get too many second chances (my MOM is an exception ’cause ALL moms ALWAYS love their kids even if their kids fuck up). Maybe we shouldn’t get second chances. But damnit I’d like a few more.. (grin).

I am so fortunate to be surrounded by so many intelligent, dedicated, loving, loyal friends, etc. blah blah blah.. I wish I could just say the Lord’s prayer.. Ya know.. the Serenity one.. And have it ALL fall into place without me having to make the hard decisions that make it hard to sleep..

I would say that life sucks. But it doesn’t really. It’s just HARD. No one gave me a warranty when I was born that said that the “hard stuff” would be under warranty and be taken care of for me.. So I just gotta get over it and get on..

That said; BUCK UP BUTTERCUP & ROCK ON!

OY! I’m about to go to my 20th High School Reunion in Florida where I get to see how all the “people who beat me up” (and their girlfriends who I knew even better) ended up! Wish me luck! I bet THEY never heard of a website! (the REAL(tm) fun will come when they meet Randy)..

God damnit, I am SO melodramatic.. Somebody shoot me!