HAY!
Some widow in Nigeria wants to give me a few million just for having her dead hubby’s money deposited into my account! She just wants me to send her some mone to get the paperwork settled out, and then wants me to fly to Nigeria to meet with some officials to make it official! Should I do it?? Naahhh.. I get like 20 of these offers every day. I could accept any of them and wait for the highest bidder! Okay, bullshit aside… I shake my head wondering WHY these people send these emails. I mean.. do people ACTUALLY fall for this line of malarky? Are people REALLY that damned stupid? I say.. If they ARE that damned stupid, they DESERVE to get hoisted up on a dirty spear by their nuts in the middle of miserable Nigeria (Angola, Cambodia, whatever the flavour du-spam). People are so damned STUPID!
Go Darwin!
(or is that GO LEMMINGS?)
The joke’s on you, pal! When I’m scooping up my millions after my trip to Nigeria you’ll be begging me for some of my dollars! Fugget about it!
I’m gonna be rich! I’m gonna be rich!